46064
Joke of the Day
"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#."
Next Joke
"White lies Don't matter. But black lies matter."
"A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom. ""Holy F**k"" she screams ""and you want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb?!"""
"What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds? You get to meet Jared Fogel."
"What's another term for a prodigal farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field."
"[Bruce Willis on his deathbed] Bruce: Viagra! Dr: Bruce this isn't the time- Bruce: Give me...a Viagra! Dr: Ok *Bruce Dies...Hard*"
"What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?? A Boosted Animal"
"Have you seen www.apathy.com? No and quite honestly I can't be bothered."
"If a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho"
"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."