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Joke of the Day
"Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#."
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"What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas? Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift"
"TIFU by getting my wife the wrong Subway sandwich Oops wrong sub"
"What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe? ""Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"""
"TIL that in the US a woman is raped every 56 seconds And boy is my dick starting to get sore."
"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired"
"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"
"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."
"What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda? ... Fantastic"
"Why did God give women yeast infections? So they would have to know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt too."