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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles"
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"*walks up to fountain* *throws in a shiny penny* *crosses fingers* *makes wish* *looks over at mother-in-law* *does throat slash motion*"
"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"
"I'm feeling like a country Hungary"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."
"Who doesn't like lincoln logs john wilkes blocks"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."
"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."
"Include a snapshot of Doge the dog with your #resume. When asked about it during the interview, reply ""What do you meme?"""
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Rotten eggs"