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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles"
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"What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat."
"what does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding"
"I just had my foot run over by a rental car... ...fucking Hertz!"
"How do jockeys stay on their horses? Jockey straps."
"A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!"""
"I just got my White male privilege credit card today I get 33 cents cash back on every dollar i spend."
"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to hold the bulb, and two to spin the first one around."
"Most people in America seem to always wanna prove that they're right! Left-wingers hate it."