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Joke of the Day

"I just got my White male privilege credit card today I get 33 cents cash back on every dollar i spend."

"Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall? Because they cantaloupe"

"Why do tulips glow? Because they come from bulbs. (This is the only *dad* joke I know.)"

"What do you call an alligator with a vest on?... ...an investigator."

"As long as Apple doesn't announce Ben Affleck as the new iPhone I think everything is going to be OK."

"If you lend someone 20 Bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."

"My father complained ""I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."" Dad, you're using Uber."

"What do you call 2 lambs dating? A relationSHEEP."

"What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!"

"My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because I don't buy talking marijuana"