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Joke of the Day

"I just got my White male privilege credit card today I get 33 cents cash back on every dollar i spend."

"Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"

"What's a great thing to do in Fresno? Leave."

"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"Last year i was miserable and depressed, But this year I've turned it around, I'm depressed and miserable"

"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"

"What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other? A colour scheme."

"What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!"

"What's the difference between a hooker, a lover and a housewife? A hooker says ""Faster! faster!"" A lover says ""Slower....slooower..."" A housewife says ""Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""

"Russian jokes time"