122020
Joke of the Day
"Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don't hit anything."
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"I carry a gun because I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by six."
"I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent. Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night."
"I cried when I cut up onions... Onions was a good dog."
"DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*"
"How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!"
"Doctor how much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten Ten what? Doctor: Nine"
"I have a Taiwanese friend who is is incredibly rude and bossy He has a strong Taipei personality"
"What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed? NYC subway commuters."
"I always forget the name Lance is short for ""Ambulance"""