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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the elephant who farted in a chalice? You'd heard if you were in the chalice"

"Know why polish airplanes only fill half of an airplane for each fligth? Poles on the rigth half of the plane are unstable"

"Harry: Want to see a magic trick? Voldemort: Let's see what you got Potter. Harry: Got your nose! Voldemort: You know I hate that game."

"Jersey Shore just got cancelled. Clearly an act of God. Your move, atheists."

"Did you hear about the 2 Dish antennas that fell in love and got married? The service was terrible but the reception was OK when it wasn't raining."

"Happy Friday the Thirteenth I think it's bad luck to be superstitious"

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... ~~butt fuck it.~~ though I decided not to because it would offend the members of the LGBT community."

"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your ""scary"" battle at Normandy, grandpa."

"What do you do if life gives you melons? You're dyslexic."

"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""