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Joke of the Day
"I'm blonde. What's your excuse?"
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"Jack LaLanne died two years ago and he's still in better shape than I am."
"If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?"
"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."
"Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it's *P* is silent...."
"Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months."
"Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars."
"What is yellow and cant swim? An excavator. Why? It only has one arm."
"My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed Even though she is 12"
"The best part of being an adult is eating whatever you want. I just ate a small man that pissed me off at the liquor store."