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Joke of the Day

"On your own, it's just near impossible to scrub your own back which is why a shower wall made entirely of loofah would really come in handy."

"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."

"Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed over by a period"

"10 ways to stop Procrastinating 1."

"I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language."

"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."

"Two friends were walking by the ballet museum... When one points and asks his friend, ""Is that statue a foot?"" To which his friend replies, ""No, it's about four and a half feet."""

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."

"[job interview] Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word Me: yes i've heard that word many times"

"Little Timmy's house cough on fire Timmy wanted to be the hero and grabbed his squirt gun. Do you know what happened to Timmy? He drowned! Moral of the story: Don't be a hero."