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Joke of the Day

"Little Timmy's house cough on fire Timmy wanted to be the hero and grabbed his squirt gun. Do you know what happened to Timmy? He drowned! Moral of the story: Don't be a hero."

"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."

"Blue live in New Delhi Blue : One Love... Crowd : Dhadkan Kahe... Blue : ???..."

"I got pulled over by a female police officer.When i rolled down my window to ask what was wrong,she said...""NOTHING!"""

"What's the difference between a scout boy and a jew? The scout boy comes home from camp."

"I got a dog and named it ""Twenty Miles"". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday."

"A customer asked me to check their balance. ...so I pushed them over and they fell."

"I have a bomb. EDIT: This blew up."

"An angry teenager from a Catholic home began dressing as a monk to mock his parents' faith. When asked by a friend how her son had been, the boy's mother replied, ""Well, he's been-a-dick-teen lately."""

"*hands stranger a condom S: I don't need this Me: Yes, you do. I saw the way you pulled out of your driveway. Your pull out game is weak"