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Joke of the Day

"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you trick a bunch of Internet nerds into thinking you are a scumbag reposter?"

"1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it."

"Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a dog"

"my wife is so ungrateful for christmas I got her an electric chair and she won't even sit in it."

"At the end of your life, you should get a rebate for however much time you spent learning cursive."

"How to do math with sex. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!"

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? Because she didn't see that well."

"Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right."

"Why did the photographer get arrested? He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents."

"I think a duck's opinion of me, is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread!"