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Joke of the Day
"What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones."
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"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."
"Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love."
"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: *never stops screaming*"
"Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut...It's very confusing to us guys."
"honk if it's easier 2 love strangers than the ppl closest 2 u"
"I hope Hell freezes over soon. A few women have promised me dates when it happens."
"They say women only use 10% of their anger"