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Joke of the Day
"Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love."
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"What can a lawyer do that a duck can't? Stick his bill up his arse."
"The teacher asked little Timmy why he brought his cat to school... He replied crying ""Because I heard daddy tell mommy that he was gonna eat that pussy when Timmy leaves for school today!"""
"Someone that knows three languages is multilingual. Someone that knows two languages is bilingual. So what do you call someone that only knows one language? An American."
"What's the different between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? I give a shit when my pizza is burnt."
"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""
"What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater? A Christmas cracker"
"Ran into the guy who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car."
"""Oh, Monster TRUCK rally. Haha of course..."" *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*"
"Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."