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Joke of the Day

"When I shake hands with a fat guy I don't like, I do it extra hard to get a good moob bounce going"

"""I've an appointment with Dr Patel."" ""Dr Patel is off sick today so-"" [slowly backs away & whispers] ""U people can't even help yourselves."""

"What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish? Czar-dines!"

"I'm not saying my wife is fat... ...but when she lost her virginity, it wasn't so much a case of deflowering as deforestation."

"Looking up at his wife, he asked, ""Honey, Do I have trouble making up my own mind?"""

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he is married"

"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"

"What kind of grass do cows like most? It's a moot point!"

"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"

"""Why I watch porn backwards"" -friend doing comedy, please enjoy Reddit!"