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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the triathlon was invented by a gypsy He walked to the swimming pool and rode a bike home"

"I do 5 sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button."

"What does Stalin do on a night out? Paints the town red"

"Everybody who believes in telekinesis raise MY right hand."

"This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond ...but get her Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel."

"My plan is simple. Drink Vodka until I start speaking Russian."

"Why do gingers hang out with black people? Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!"

"Good jokes about ebola will most likely go viral"

"Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear..."

"How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!"