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"Good jokes about ebola will most likely go viral"
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"The inventor of distorted mirrors has passed away. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."
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"Any jokes about failed startups?"
"I used to be a gynecologist... But after I started shaking, they wouldn't stop following me home."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and shouts, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" ""You have a drink called Steve?"""
"An egg and a chicken are lying in bed, the egg's enjoying a nice, post-coital smoke... Chicken looks over and says ""Well, that answers that question. """
"I love you."
"""That's what."" -She."
"I have a joke about unemployed people But it won't work."