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Joke of the Day

"Good jokes about ebola will most likely go viral"

"""You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss."" - Discovery Channel executive"

"Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere."

"Sex is like the stock market... It's better if you're insider."

"my gang colors are taupe and beige"

"The only way I'd want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end."

"Her: that's disgusting Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes Her: you shouldn't be pooping in the car at all"

"What do you call a fight between two dairy products? A fromage fray."

"What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session? How can you take something out you've never put in?"

"What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you? Go for the juggler."