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Joke of the Day

"What does Batman have in his lemonade? Just ice."

"There are three kinds of people in the world, Those who are good at math and those who aren't."

"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."

"boss: trouble at home? me: [jumps awake at my desk] yeah boss: wife giving you grief? me: there's a bee in my kitchen"

"Did you hear about the African comedian who died from a mosquito? He was malarious"

"The phone cops got a new case. It fit snuggly."

"When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?"

"My scale is broken. It only seems to go up."

"Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish..."

"What does a taxidermist do for a living? Oh you know... stuff..."