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Joke of the Day
"What do you call shit that comes out with a fart? An Unexpecturd."
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"what is the mods favorite joke? [deleted]"
"What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? A coconut"
"I remember 2016 Like it was yesterday"
"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
"Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats."
"My friend asked me what I thought about internet message boards. I said, I'm all forum."
"Why do Muslims hate Hitler? My friend told me this 'joke' after he found out I was Muslim. Him: Why do Muslims hate Hitler? Me: Why? Him: He didn't kill ALL the Jews."
"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"
"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...unless you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times."