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Joke of the Day
"Before Twitter I had to disappoint people in person."
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"JESUS: heaven... must be missing an angel ME: o gee thamk u jesus ur so sweet JESUS: hehe ME: hehe JESUS: time to send u back ME: wait no what"
"""I propose a toast"" ""I propose a bagel."" ""Ya bagel, much better."""
"Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche."
"All the toilets in New York's police stations have mysteriously vanished. Now the police have nothing to go on."
"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"
"Did you hear about the kid who slept through every class in school? He got all z's."
"[Penn and Teller getting a loan for their comedy act] ""Ok all you guys need is a name"" *they look around bank for ideas*"
"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."
"No matter how long I wait to pretend I just noticed the other person walking toward me in a long corridor, I always nod too soon."