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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."

"What is brown and sticky? a stick"

"How do most women like their eggs? Ovarie-z"

"A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her."

"That Chief Keef album hypnotized me earlier. I didn't even realize I was stealing from my mama purse until she paused my music."

"What does Charlie Sheen call his penis? The HIV shiv."

"Ingredients for an apocalypse salad Edive, thyme"

"[OC] Did you hear about this new restaurant they're opening called The Glory Hole? ...Yeah, it's a real hole in the wall."

"Rectum, damn near killed him! I always hear this punchline, without the build up part. What are some variations on this classic joke?"

"What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!"