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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..."
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"Quick: how do you un-shake a baby?"
"When we draw birds we basically just draw flying mustaches."
"Q: What did one pig say to the other? A: Let's be pen pals!"
"What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took? A No. 2 pencil."
"Only a few weeks left before Election Day in the US and I am still undecided... ...if I should move to Canada or New Zealand."
"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."
"Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election"
"Did you hear about the 'Flock of Seagulls' fan who shot himself? [OC] Apparently the gun had a hair trigger."
"What did the gay penis say to the vagina? eh, I don't really wanna go into it right now."