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Joke of the Day

"knife on a date When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society. And it shouldn't happen in Arizona either."

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing."

"A little drunk. Playing scrabble with my cat. Not sure who's winning cause he's eaten most of his tiles."

"My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'."

"What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger? Toot uncommon"

"Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support."

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?' I said No, six should be enough.'"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !"

"What's the best way to cure seasonal depression? Suicide. -A bit of black humor for black friday"