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Joke of the Day

"Microwaves don't need to give warning beeps after cooking the food - the last thing I'm going to do is forget I just made pizza rolls."

"A dyslexic tries to use public transportation Whoops, wrong sub."

"How do you know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean."

"I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."

"The other day I saw a short man carrying an LED tv and I asked "" hey do you help carrying that tv?"" And he replied all pissed off ""Fuck off dude, this is my tablet"""

"How do you know an african has used your computer? Out of nowhere, it has a virus."

"I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow."

"How much sex does Sister Mary get? Nunn."

"The best thing after an intensive argument is the reconciliation sex... ...but boy, do I hate to argue with my in-laws."

"I refuse to do laundry because it's racist, because you need to separate white from the colored."