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Joke of the Day

"How do you know an african has used your computer? Out of nowhere, it has a virus."

"I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t."""

"The reason I love mushrooms Cause just like mushrooms... I'm a fun guy."

"My favorite one liner ever!!! Last night I walked into a bar it hurt"

"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"

"Did you hear about the teacher who never farted in class? It turns out she was a private tooter."

"What did the singers say right before they had sex? Let's duet! I am so proud for coming up with this one"

"Me: This is a picture of my aunt Marge... Rest in peace. Friend: I'm so sorry for your loss. Me: Oh, she's not dead, she's just really lazy."

"How do you know if you're sitting in a gay bar? If someone comes up behind you and offers to push your stool in"

"This tweet has been brought to you by... ...Stay Free Maxi-pads... ...When your uterine lining looks like the elevator from The Shining."