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Joke of the Day
"I refuse to do laundry because it's racist, because you need to separate white from the colored."
Next Joke
"Wife: We get 1 ""cheat meal"" on our diet. I want tacos. What do you want? Me: The waitress. ...And that's why I'm not getting laid tonight."
"I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre... Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer."
"I wish I could find a girl that loved me as much as she loves her hair."
"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket Was writing a Limerick but said, ""Fuck it."""
"[teaching my 3yo the alphabet] ""Ok what's a word that starts with Q"" cucumber ""That's uh... I don't... let's pick this up again tomorrow"""
"I asked my adopted son the name of the workshop the DCF found him in. Build a bear"
"Why are tamales a Christmas tradition? So Mexicans have something to open on Christmas"
"Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale? Their prices can't be beat Have you heard about their guitar sale? The prices are solo"
"The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive. It rhymes in universes. :)"