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Joke of the Day
"I refuse to do laundry because it's racist, because you need to separate white from the colored."
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"Maybe my grandma stayed married for 50 yrs because she never said stuff like ""I just wish he would support me, you know, creatively."""
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $39 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."
"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"
"Why is the vagina also called pussy? Because, when the chick gets aroused, it gets all sticky, like it has pus in it. Get it? Pus-sy."
"Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing."
"The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful."
"I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out."
"I choose which country to root for in the Olympics by what cuisine I'm hungry for at the moment. Go Italy! #gnocchi2014"
"What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure? Bearied."