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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio? Stark lighting."
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"Boy the things I did to that tirimisu were obscene! It was sort of embarrassing when they asked me to go back to my own table though."
"""Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the tru-"" I choose dare, your honor ""Bailiff, please hi-five the defendant"""
"I'm worried that if I give up smoking I'll replace it with murdering."
"What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice? Avoid the insulation asbestos you can."
"A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... ""your mom""."
"a lawyer, a priest, and a gangster walk into a bar bartender says, ""what is this, a joke??"""
"Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I'm coming after you... You have my word"
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"ROBOT: You cannot defeat us ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard? ROBOT: [twitch, spark]"