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Joke of the Day
"I'm worried that if I give up smoking I'll replace it with murdering."
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"Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ? Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people.."
"Billion dollar idea: A phone that charges using body fat!"
"A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: ""What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"" ""Well, I don't know"" she answers shyly. ""OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."""
"a cool magic trick woud be if a magiciam puts their hand in a hat & sombody wearin a hat in the audience sudenly feels a hand on their head"
"What did the boy buy at the grocery store? Too Bad, I'm not telling you!"
"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."
"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"
"I thought I would enjoy a baby shower... ...but who wants to be covered in red spaghetti? Plus the little holes in the showerhead seem to clog a lot."
"What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame Retarded"