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Joke of the Day

"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

"Pick up line: Girl, do you run a Gorilla exhibit at the zoo? Because I want to drop a baby in you."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."

"Do 90-year-old men wear boxers or briefs? Depends."

"I went to a party with a group of pacifists the other night. It was pretty killer."

"Why are gifts in airports so expensive? God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift."

"Do you know what smuck is? It's what smurf's do after smoreplay"

"I'm 94% sure I'm going to die in a running in flip flops incident."

"[at a wedding] ""So, ya come here often?"""

"""Flight 1234 for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.."" ""But Center we are at 35000 feet how much noise can we make up here?"" ""Sir have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"""