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Joke of the Day

"Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!"

"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."

"I got infatuated with a pizza. I thought it was just a *crust*. But damn, it was love at first *slice*"

"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like shit her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""

"Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it's taken over the area that the polish sausage was in.."

"What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated? Try or try not, there is no do."

"If clouds became sentient... They would take over the world."

"Where do Dalmatians get their music from? Spotify."

"Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel"

"If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."