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Joke of the Day

"If you ever struggle to make your woman happy, just remember Eve was in the Garden of Eden and it wasn't good enough."

"What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck? His homemade Bris-kit."

"Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks."

"""These orthodontic shoes are really great!"" - don't you mean *orthopedic*? ""I stand corrected."""

"What do you call somebody who pretends to play on a player piano? A Penis"

"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."

"Have you heard about these cats getting plastic surgery to look like kittens?"

"What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !"

"who many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? two. one to screw in the bulb and and to hold the cock, LADDER!"

"Three blind ______ In Asia, its not 3 blind mice. It's 3 blind rice."