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Joke of the Day
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabee?!?!"
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"Why did the boy like doing trigonometry? Just cos."
"Woman at dentist"
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."
"What do you call a marine who can't swim? A submarine."
"Grandpa Joe's all, I'm gonna just stay in bed for twenty years. Wait, a CHOCOLATE FACTORY? jkjk I can walk! He's my kinda people."
"What do you call a teenage cheese cracker? Chee-zits I made this up. *bows* Thank you, thank you...thank you so much."
"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."
"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"
"I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby."