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Joke of the Day
"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"
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"Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that"
"A joke about Germans - I m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? A: Because deep down they are really nice."
"How do you find a vegan at your dinner party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"My awesomeness, is second only to my modesty!"
"I wanna stand next to a bum with my own sign that says ""my hair has no volume today & I can't find the microfiber cloth for my $160 Oakleys"""
"Build a man a fire, he remains warm for the day But set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life"
"Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head."
"My public masturbation was going smoothly until.. ..I got off on a tan gent"
"Nerd joke nicca say wat?"