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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why the self driving car crashed? It had a bad driver."
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"What do you call a stoned Irishman? A baked potato."
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"The French I can speak fluent french, watch this... ""I Surrender"""
"I want what any normal girl wants in life... A great job, a loving husband and to be the wallpaper on thousands of iPhones."
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"What do you call a Jew who is terrible with money? Bernie Sanders."
"People are so unreliable Waited in all day for someone to come and fix my broken doorbell, but they never turned up."