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Joke of the Day

"What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common? a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.."

"A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief. The meal was a hamburglar helper."

"In Britain you can make a bet on anything, and some canny punters bet on the result of the Brexit vote being `Leave'. Unfortunately, they had to accept their winnings in pounds."

"""I'm still a virgin"" -theres plenty of fish in the sea ""Ur right. I'll find someone"" -no, I mean u should give up & be a lonely fisherman"

"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."

"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"A son asks his old man... ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""Who told you? Was it your father?"""

"Ever have sex while camping? It's intents"

"A blind guy walks into the kitchen.... ...and picks up a cheese grater. Runs his fingers up and down the grater: ""who the f*ck wrote these stupid things?"""

"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"