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Joke of the Day
"A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief. The meal was a hamburglar helper."
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"A guy walks into a pet store wanting to buy a talking bird. He sees a parrot and says to the bird, ""Hey, can you speak, stupid?"" The bird replies, ""Yes, can you fly, Dummy?"""
"What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants? ""Where my knickers at?"""
"Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !"
"I like my coffee like I like my men. Ground up and in the freezer."
"Becky on FB is ""too blessed to be stressed"" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend."
"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"
"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."
"Ancient artifacts hint Jesus may have had a wife and kids So he likely suffered a lot more than we think."