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Joke of the Day
"What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel? Dismay."
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"North Korea is calling for war. In other news, it's Saturday."
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year. ( )"
"How is a blowjob like a lobster dinner? You have to leave the house to get a good one."
"What do you call a nun that works for your company? Nun of your business."
"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"
"Everyone on the planet is such a hypocrite and so self-centered Oh, except for me of course"
"How do you burn an Irishman ear? Ring him while he's ironing..."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 plowed 6 in the ass"
"Hope there is a particularly fiery spot in hell for anyone capable of losing a dog in an enclosed dog park."