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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tree install solar panels? It wanted to be a power plant."
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"What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits? Hobbitat for Humanity"
"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"
"Not going to any more weddings or funerals. Please keep that in mind, friends who are considering getting married or dying."
"What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew? Dew diligance"
"A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds"
"When Lionel Messi dies.. He should have his Argentinian team mates bury him so they can let him down one last time.."
"I got a joke about u/spez [removed]"
"What do a thong and Bernie Sander's crazyman hairstyle have in common? They both barely cover a cunt."
"I know a bunch of guys who are like Christian Grey but without the money and the handsomeness. They're in jail."