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Joke of the Day
"I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious."
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"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."
"What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground? #Deadpeople"
"""Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?"" Body: ""I shall make this into nose hair"""
"I got a new pair of gloves today but they're both 'lefts' Which, on the one hand, is great"
"I'd hate to be Turkey this Christmas."
"How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb? Who's asking?"
"Why do rednecks love fall? Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin."
"My friend Mark called me pretentious so I slapped him with my silk handkerchief."
"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"