65350
Joke of the Day
"I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious."
Next Joke
"I've never laughed at anything any of you losers have posted here on this forum. It's sad as fuck."
"If Captain Obvious ever got an archenemy I would expect him to be named Major WTF Now that's one Major WTF. No kidding Captain Obvious."
"What do vegetarian zombies want? Graaaaiiiiinss!"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants In case he gets a hole in one"
"Gangstas Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side? So their hats are right side up when they go to aim."
"What is the definition of a 'double standard'? If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual."
"My wife never catches me scoping out the hot chick because she's too busy judging the hot chick."
"you can't watch porn on the new iphone they took the jack off"
"How do you conufuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."