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Joke of the Day

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"

"Why did King Kong go to the airport? He had a plane to catch."

"""-I like to compare my caffe americano with African migrants."" ""-Because it's black?"" Answers doubtfully the waiter. ""-Nope, just sunk deep in water"""

"What do you call a person who has sex with a person and a sheep? Basexual"

"When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight."

"""Clue"" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up."

"My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things."

"God: ok u can make one human that's it Satan: how do u feel about toupees & the name Donald"

"I joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam."