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Joke of the Day
"How do you call the piece of fat around the vagina? A woman."
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"BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7"
"Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? It's two tired."
"Have you ever tried North Korean food? Neither have they"
"I thought girls liked guys who are assholes? The entire subway ride I refused my seat to like 20 women and not one gave me their number."
"Poor Richard Simmons. He got tangled in his work-out mat, and now he's a fruit roll-up."
"To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all."
"I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming."
"Guess what? Chicken Butt"
"What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool? Porridge"