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Joke of the Day
"How do you call the piece of fat around the vagina? A woman."
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"So, I hear Islamic Mysticism is all you need... It's suficient."
"It turns out I have my shirt on backwards and I'm wearing two different socks. I apologize for being so flamboyant with my heterosexuality."
"What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada."
"I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US"
"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"
"My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment."
"I just introduced my date as P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney because I forgot his name. How's your night?"
"What do you call a constipated German? Farfrompoopin."
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse!"