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Joke of the Day

"My friend accidentally shot off three of his toes He told me to get him to a hospital, I told him ""Sorry i'm Lack-Toes Intolerant""."

"How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero, its already lit"

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA!"

"Dudes that flip off the camera in pictures want you to know that they're tough and strong and not afraid of any fucking camera."

"Hello? Is the Communist Party here? Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery."

"I like my Women how I like my Coffee. Ground up and in a bag :^)"

"Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed? His wife didn't know any decent crackers."

"What do you call two gay guys who look different but sound the same? Homophones."

"Me: ""My elbow hurts."" WebMD: ""Elbow cancer."""

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."