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Joke of the Day

"Dudes that flip off the camera in pictures want you to know that they're tough and strong and not afraid of any fucking camera."

"Make her feel like she's the only woman on earth. Because nothing makes women happier than feeling like all other women are dead."

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"""The best part of waking up was the Folgers in my cup"" - Suicide note, first draft"

"Guys, what are your favorite ""I'm going to hell for this"" jokes? Here's mine: What do you call a dead Mexican? Dearly deported."

"Niece: found these handcuffs in your drawer. Me: yea I got arrested once Niece: omg why Me: for going through my aunt's drawers."

"I don't understand the hate for man buns I think they're top knots."

"I thought all the men at my gym were being exceptionally nice for a Monday morning but turns out my workout pants are just see-through."

"A man tries to punch a wood chipper He is unarmed."

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs Now we have no money, no hope, or jobs."