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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."

"Good Ol' Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dirty, she can give someone an ear infection through a phone."

"Don't worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn't be lost much longer."

"My credit card company sent me a final notice bill. Good, I was tired of hearing from them"

"When do terrorists go to bed? 9:11pm"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."

"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"Last night I met the girl of my dreams... Then I woke up."

"Someone told me my clothes were gay. I said, ""Yeah, they've just come out of the closet."""

"A mom sat down next to me at the park, smiled and asked, ""Which one's yours?"" I replied, ""None of them... yet."""