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Joke of the Day

"My Car spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of people And My Korean friend screams ""Hit the Blakes"" & I'm like ""I can't be that selective"""

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"10:00 am: sitting alone at work 10:05 am: my pudding cup is my new best friend 10:06 am: ate my best friend 10:07 am: sitting at work alone"
"Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter."
"My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral."
"My little sister is bringing her black boyfriend to my grandparents' house for Thanksgiving so I'm bringing popcorn and a comfortable chair."
"Sure, everyone thinks a chubby dude in a diaper shooting people with a bow & arrow is cute until I do it at Starbucks & please send bail."
"*Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepe Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter"
"I've become quite independent since my wife left... I just put my second load of washing through the microwave."
"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."
"A fish swam into a wall... Dam."