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Joke of the Day

"I'm just back from Conspiracy Theory Club. You won't believe the first rule."

"Maybe a funeral isn't the best place to practice my evil laugh"

"Q: Why are ghouls green? A: Because they didn't take their travel sickness pills."

"What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string? Stopping it with a shovel!"

"With Hanukkah upon us, how does a Jewish man prepare his tea? Hebrews it."

"So this pirate walks into a bar and he has the ships wheel attached to his hips. The bar tender says, ""wow that looks uncomfortable!"" The pirate responds, ""ARGH ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"""

"Some guy walked up to me today and said I'm racist I told him I'm not racist. In fact my best friend was a black child until my dad sold him"

"I have a degree in men's studies. It's called ""world history"". #TRUMP 2016! YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP!"

"I wish my car's navigation could take human form so I can punch it in the face."

"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"