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Joke of the Day
"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."
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"What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?"
"What does a fedora guy say on the Singapore border? M'lasia"
"What the difference between Reddit and other sites? On some of them you actually have a voat"
"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. jk, rolling."
"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"
"What do you call a fat Muslim? Just Mu^~~slim~~"
"I dont have a ""college fund"" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"
"Condoleeza Rice went by Condoleeza Couscous in college."