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Joke of the Day
"What the difference between Reddit and other sites? On some of them you actually have a voat"
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"Had a fight with the wifey last night. She exclaimed ""Shut up, women are always right and men are always wrong."" to which I replied ""Yes, you are right""."
"The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar."
"""Let's play 21 questions"" Nigerian Girl: how tall are you? Nigerian Guy: Rice. What's the worst thing you've done with a guy?"
"Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!"
"I tried to explain what a double-entendre is But it's soooo hard"
"What game do you play with a wombat? Wom."
"Follow your instincts, into the path of a moving train."
"Tonight I made some synonym rolls Just like Grammar used to make"
"Hey girl is there wifi here? Cuz i feel a connection"