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Joke of the Day
"What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex? Honey, I'm home!"
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"What is a chicken's favorite composer? Bach!"
"Pick a number between 1 and 10 Pick any number between 1 and 10. I will try and guess what number it is. Pick a number I'd say you chose 6 Some people will have just had their minds blown"
"Shot my dog 's'mornin' Farmer: ""Shot my dog 's'mornin' Friend: ""Were he mad?"" Farmer: ""Twernt too pleased."""
"PEOPLE WITH CHRONICALLY MOIST HANDS: When you have dry lips, rub them on your palms. I call it Lip palm. It's free."
"My gran'dad made moonshine and died at the ripe old age of 38... Ellen Degeneris"
"Snickers wrapper: ""contains peanuts"", I expected, but ""brief language"" and ""partial nudity"" was a total surprise."
"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"
"As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers.... I muttered under my breath, ""Fat fucking cows."" ""What was that?"" snapped my wife. ""You herd."""
"Oh white people, is there anything you won't try to fix with a 5K run/walk?"