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Joke of the Day

"What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"I LOVE YOU ... A man was out for a drink with his wife one night and he said, ""I love you"". The wife asked, ""Is that you or the beer talking"" He said, ""It's me........ I'm talking to the beer""!"

"What's the difference between a feminist studies major and a bench? A bench can support a family."

"Johnny shows his new watch to his girl friend. Johnny: My watch says you are not a virgin Girl: But I'm still a virgin Johnny: My watch is 20 minutes fast"

"Post that you're pregnant on facebook: 88 likes and 31 comments. Tweet that you're pregnant on twitter: 2 stars and 491 unfollows"

"If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, I'm your guy."

"A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB."

"I put my root beer in a square cup Now it is just beer"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !"

"The number one cause of depression in people over 30 is hearing co-workers resentfully sing, ""Happy Birthday"" just to get cake."