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Joke of the Day
"What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"
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"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is Beautiful..... Bitches love being called beautiful!"
"Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !"
"Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives a test before presenting the lesson."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend? She wiped her arse."
"What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve? Any black Pokemon, really."
"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
"Two greek anarchists are sitting together making molotov cocktails. One says ""so, who are we going to throw these at?"" the other replies: ""what are you, a fucking intellectual?"""
"What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway? Through the windshield"
"I got everyone a pet snake for Christmas but you have to catch it, they're in my house, they're everywhere, please come get your snake."