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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever thought about dying instantly? couldn't hurt."
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"Why do people in France have to eat frog legs that ""taste like chicken""? If they eat real chicken they'll be arrested for cannibalism. Edit: grammar"
"""I'd like you to go down to the shop and ask for a matteryogi."" *""But, what's a matteryogi?""* Nothing Boo Boo"
"What do you call breakfast? Breaking fast yooo!"
"Hello! Is this the police ? POLICE: Yes! What's Ur emergency??! MAN: Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE: What's wrong with that??! MAN: The ugly one is winning.... Hurry!!!"
"Knock knock Help"
"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."
"What do your mom and a camel have in common? They both spit."
"Ugly How do you know your the ugly in a couple? I will spell it out for you, U come first..."
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"