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Joke of the Day

"What do Buddhists eat to help keep themselves balanced both physically and spiritually? Cottage chi"

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"What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew ? A boy scout returns back from camp."
"Somebody once told me in the middle of a huge machine gun battle that I always emphasize the boring parts of anecdotes, which made me sad."
"You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly."
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