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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? Your girl has to chew before she swallows."
Next Joke
"What do you call someone who tops Darth Vader during sex? An Invader."
"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances... Well, she's in for a shock."
"A very pixelated Loch Ness Monster showed up at my door... He said ""Imma need about 8-bitty."""
"HAHA ME AND MY NEW BOYFRIEND QUIT SMOKING TOGETHER NO ONE WILL GET MURDERED FOR SURE."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree Ba-dum tss"
"They should sell flags for fake countries so people can burn them without offending anyone."
"I just walked by an old man who kept saying, ""One, three, five, seven, nine... one, three, five, seven, nine..."" I thought, ""How odd."""
"Money money money A jewish boy said to his father, ""Dad, can I borrow $50 dollars?"" His father replied, ""$40 dollars!? What do you need $30 dollars for!?"""
"Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my ""I hate prisoners"" back tattoo* No why"